On Wednesdays We Drink Pink: White Girl Wine

Sooooo White Girl Wine is a real thing and I’ve already ordered a bottle… Or two… Or three… Fine, four.

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” -Douglas Adams

“The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month.” -Fyodor Dosteovsky

I thoroughly enjoyed this.

Things “The Hills” Taught Me.

Who could forget Justin Bobby, am I right?! (via @BuzzFeed)

Good God Lemon!

This is for all the 30 Rock fans out there—I stumbled across this gem on vulture.com today, it’s a Jack Donaghy insult generator. You can thank me later, enjoy.

(Image courtesy of BuzzFeed.com)

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The Onesie

Let me start off by saying that I absolutely adore my Hello Kitty onesie  ..But, I’d just like to list a couple of things that I think should be standard on every onesie sold (and I think all the other onesie-wearers out there will agree):

1. The Butt Flap (and maybe a convenient front opening as well)- Button close or zipper, it doesn’t matter as long as it’s there. There’s nothing worse than having to get totally naked on a really cold night just to use the bathroom. 
2. Removable Feet- Sometimes my feet are cold, but then other times my feet are ridiculously hot. I’d like to have the option to remove the feet on a onesie if I felt like it. I think the easiest way to achieve this would be to have the fleece feet attached by zipper, or elastic, or maybe just turn them into a separate sock-slipper sort of thing??!
3. A Hood- Well, just because, why not? It’s nice to be wrapped up from head to toe, and let’s be honest, a hood would just make the transition from pajama to real-life cocoon that much easier.

Other than that, the onesie is as close to perfection as PJ’s get. I mean if they were acceptable to wear in public, I probably would.